"Catscratch Theme Song" is the opening theme song for the 2005 Nicktoon, Catscratch.
It is unknown if a shortened version to make time for commercials exists, but many foreign dubs have their own variation of the theme.
On June 16, 2016, the official Nickelodeon YouTube channel "Nick Animation" posted a high definition video of the Catscratch theme as part of Nickelodeon's 25 Years of Animation celebration, leading many fans to flock to it's way. The video had odd de-interlacing and had monotone audio, but at least it goes to show that Nickelodeon too remembers Catscratch.
Intro[]
The trio are in the pet tank singing. The characters are singing in colored circles. The cats and a bear are waterskiing.
Lyrics[]
Newts:
La, la, la, la, la, la, la,
CATSCRATCH!
Gomez:
Gordon and Waffle and Mr. Blik
When the old lady died, she left them rich
A Mansion, cars, life's a kick
(Catscratch!)
Everyone:
CATSCRATCH!
Gomez:
(Catscratch!)
Everyone:
CATSCRATCH!
Gomez:
(Ah, Catscratch!)
Everyone:
La, la, la, la, la, la, la,
CATSCRATCH!
Gomez:
Yes, when it comes to cash, they've quite a bit
Anything they want, they'll take their pick
But the trouble they're in just never quits
When it comes to brains, they're a little bit thick!
Randall, Blik, Gordon and Waffle:
CATSCRATCH!
Hovis:
(Catscratch!)
Randall, Blik, Gordon and Waffle:
CATSCRATCH!
Gomez:
(Oh, Catscratch!)
Everyone:
La, la, la, la, la, la, la,
CATSSSSSCRRRRRRRRAATTTTCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH!
Gomez:
WAH-HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH HAW!
Lyrics in other languages[]
Czech[]
Lalalalalalala, Kočkoškrab!
Gordon, Vaflík, též pan Blik
jmĕni zdĕdili, byl to majstrštyk!
Maj vilu, vůz, jsou prostĕ šik!
Kočky!
Kočičí zlato
nestojí za to,
aby ses dal od koček
poškrábat
Oni penĕz mají víc než dost,
aby sytili svou marnivost.
U nich maléry jsou však stálý host.
Jenom mozek jim jaksi nedorost.
Kočičí zlato
nestojí za to,
Lalalalalalala, Kockoskrab
Dutch[]
Lalalalalalala, Catscratch!
Drie katten die kregen een erfenis,
en dat was zo gezegd geen kattenpis!
Een auto, huis, altijd vis; Catscratch!
Catscratch!
(Catscratch!)
Catscratch!
(Catscratch!)
Lalalalalalala, Catscratch!
Ja wat geld betreft, er is meer dan zat!
Ze spelen graag de rijke kat!
Er is altijd heibel in de tent,
want ze zijn niet echt slim en intelligent!
Catscratch!
(Catscratch!)
Catscratch!
(Catscratch!)
Lalalalalalala, Catscratch!
Norwegian[]
La-la-la-la-la-la-la, katter med klør!
Gordon, Vaffel og Herr Blink.
Arvet allting i et kink.
Hus og bil, alt med stil!
Katter!
Katter! (Katter)
Katter! (Katter)
La-la-la-la-la-la-la, katter med klør!
Ja, for ingenting går helt av seg selv.
Men det går jo ofte med litt hell.
Med disse katter blir det tut og kjør.
For dette er jo katter med klør!
Katter! (Katter)
Katter! (Katter)
La-la-la-la-la-la-la, katter med klør!
Trivia[]
- Some of the footage seen during the intro sequence is very likely to be footage from the show's pilot episode.